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1. moose knuckle
The male equivalent of a camel toe.
I was at the gym, and this guy came in wearing spandex. Fuckin' moose knuckle up the wazz.
2. moose knuckle
The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
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3. Moose Knuckle
Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
"Wow, check out the moose knuckle on that guy!!!"
4. moose knuckle
Camel toe's ugly sister.
OMG! Look at that big,fat ugly moose knuckle!
5. moose knuckle
A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.
I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.
6. Moose Knuckle
1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.

2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"
I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!
7. MOOSE KNUCKLE
IT'S THE MALE VERSION OF CAMEL TOE.
I CAN'T WEAR THOSE PANTS, THEY'RE TOO TIGHT AND GIVE ME MOOSE KNUCKLE.